People always ask me questions about my life, career choices, marital status, future. All of which makes me respond with quasi-sarcastic comedy routines (that no one really appreciates or laughs at, lol). Occasionally, there will be that one person that asks, “if you could have any job/career you wanted, what would it be?”. I know the answer to this, but I never say it out loud, because well, I’d get judged for not saying lawyer or doctor or even mother, and/or they would have no clue what I was talking about.
If I could have any job I wanted (besides being a blogger with thousands of followers/writing articles for various magazines every month, duh), it would have been to co-host Fashion Police on E! Entertainment with Joan Rivers. I liked her…and this past weekend, I was watching a rerun of The Love Boat (don’t laugh) and Joan Rivers was one of the guest stars. It made me sad and nostalgic in light of present day events (but she sure was looking fierce and fabulous in her 80’s outfits).
I always told myself that if I ever ran into her, I’d make her laugh with my awkward jokes and life/fashion commentaries, and she would say something along the lines of, “Kid, you ain’t half bad, you should host with me sometime.” Obviously, this pipe dream is/was ridiculous…but a girl can dream, and in honor of Ms. Rivers, one of my favorite quotes above…