I’m Grumpy, Yeah I’m Grumpy…
My throat hurts. My left ear/jaw hurt every time I clench my jaw. So I keep clenching my jaw to see if it hurts (um, yes/why?!). AND my birthday is in a few days (why?!) and even the potential of going to Disneyland is not cheering me up (I don’t even know who I am anymore).
I’ve got a case of the grumps and I’m lying here watching reruns of “Ladies of London” on Bravo. I want to be a Lady of London…I’ve got snazzy outfits(!)…I like polo(!)…and little teeny tiny Alice in Wonderland tea party hats(!). And one time, I bought four pairs of Hunter rain boots at $50 a pop (fashion brownie strikes again/I returned ‘em all, but still)!
Instead, I’m lying here in ugly pajamas with a case of the grumps. The Grumps, I tell you.